I don't know if it's me but when did it become acceptable to become a teen parents? I mean no disrespect to those who are teen parent but what the fuck. Yeah I'm fine with MILFs being as old as me but when they are underage and they have 3-4 year before they are legal thats messed up. Not jokeing this went to my dart touriment few week back (Got 8th place and got MVP for my division) but I had a girl who was playful flirting with me. Well she got a call from her son. The thing is she was older than me 2 years. well she talking to him and I'm thinking you know he's like 5 or 6 years old. I was fucking saying It's past Slugger bedtime and just messed with her. She hangs up the phone and say He's a teenager and was caught fooling around with the new neighbor who is of age. Yeah real drama stuff. Is it just me or is it pretty much fucked up.  Then last week went to the store and I was wondering. I have major sleeping problems so I go to ether to Izaak Walton (after hours), Wal-mart or Woodman's to walk around and try to ease my mind. (I know it's messed up) (Real soon they're going to make a direct TV commerical on what I do at night)  Here How mine would go... When theres nothing on tv... You go to a Wal-mart... When you go to wal-mart you meet Emilio Estevez... When you meet Emilio Estevez he take you back to his House and bores the hell out of you with scene by Scene community of the Mighty Ducks series. Don't blow you brains out cause of his has been lack of talents... Yeah I know it could happen... Emilio needs to get a job.  But anyways 2 weeks ago I was doing my wondering around shit and I walked in the frozen foods area and I seen a short woman strageling to reach some chinese food thing (to fuck if I know what the hell it is. Bitch I don't sleep.) Well she calls me over and I do the nice guy thing and got it for her well she was pretty far along and she was young well. then I notice a child in her cart and I think I asked if it was her brother. Of course not it was her son. She was trying to hit on me. Yeah it was pretty strange having her kid right there... Long story short she 16 and a half and she knows who I was and she thought I was loaded. Thats funny there. If you every seen how I dressed you'd think I'm a redneck. I'm not some guy on CMT or something. Then today Oh my god I've seen something that I've only heard about. I was at my Grandfather house (god rest his soul) a car pulls up across the street 3 little mexican girl pretty swollen beat the hell out of the door of this guys across the street. These girl are howlering to whos ever in the house. Next thing I see is the wife of this guy walks out of the house... OH yeah preggo cat fight hair pulling punches to the face the whole 9 yards. Then the guy show up and strikes one of the girls... all of a sudden the girls turned on him and beat his ass even his own wife got into the mix. All of them beating his ass. God that was too funny then one them yells at me say What you looking at? I said waiting to see if you teach him a lession... Get rid of the weapon... wink, wink. She looked at me confused so I yell Choppy choppy his pee-pee.